satan-is-not-natural:

mrrgh:

kawaii-i:

by Morticia’s Shop

if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.

image

(via ruinedchildhood)


notchicken:

*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it

(via zackisontumblr)


stickysheep:

onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

same

(via cheshirewolfy)


phiphiohara:

themelmoshow:

lacigreen:

dama3:

baelor:

Trans Woman Dares Bible-Quoting Councilman to Stone Her to Death

that’s fucking hardcore

!!!!

This will never be overshared

Amazing!

(via cheshirewolfy)


noveltastic:

"DEBBIE DID YOU FAX THOSE PAPERS TO MANAGEMENT?"

(via fuckyeahfelines)





the-ink-pad:

auric-pauper:

Tell me this is not one of the most motivating demotivating posters you’ve ever seen.

Made by Drakevarg

Jeeze, it’s been like, a year since I saw these last. Always reblog these.

(via craftyourlifebro)


sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

(via angry-queer-kid)


jordanleeemerson:

vronboy:

water-lesbians:

whitetail-music:

fuckyeahragetoons:

blowing up bridges 

This must be the most satisfying job

its looks like sonic ran across that bridge


I did this once

gOTTA GO FAST

jordanleeemerson:

vronboy:

water-lesbians:

whitetail-music:

fuckyeahragetoons:

blowing up bridges 

This must be the most satisfying job

its looks like sonic ran across that bridge

image

I did this once

gOTTA GO FAST

(via angry-queer-kid)


ask-gallows-callibrator:

msrmoony:

If you ever date an asexual person be sure to get the specifics of their asexuality because the level of comfort with physical contact is different for all of us.

YES 
THIS IS SERIOUSLY IMPORTANT 

(via angry-queer-kid)


woollyrhinocrafts:

POOR QUALITY DRAGONCON SELFIE PREVIEW OMG I’M ZUR0 THE ASSASSUN
I’m home alone and can’t zip myself up (I need to find some ribbon or string to attach to my zipper). I only have a few touchups here and there then I’m totally done for reals.

woollyrhinocrafts:

POOR QUALITY DRAGONCON SELFIE PREVIEW OMG I’M ZUR0 THE ASSASSUN

I’m home alone and can’t zip myself up (I need to find some ribbon or string to attach to my zipper). I only have a few touchups here and there then I’m totally done for reals.

(via cheshirewolfy)


ribnose:

Flash back twenty years.  A full party room.  Shiny robots shambling around, in full repair, bright lights, children laughing and playing.  Everyone, everyone is having a joyous time except for one little girl.  Sitting alone and dejected by the one curtained-off stage.  It’s her sister’s birthday party, and everyone is having a good time but her.  
"Ye have the face of a lass who needs more than a slice of pizza to turn a smile."
It comes by surprise.  She stands up, and turns.  ”…F…Foxy?”  
"Aye. Steal aboard, a’fore anyone sees."  
The girl slips behind the curtains.  And there he is.  Servos whirr as his upper body angles down, so he can see her better.  ”What be the matter?”  
"…Everyone’s excited about my sister. Nobody really cares about me."
 ”What a daft thing to say.”  The flat edge of a hook lifts harmlessly up to the girl’s chin. “I care.”

ribnose:

Flash back twenty years.  A full party room.  Shiny robots shambling around, in full repair, bright lights, children laughing and playing.  Everyone, everyone is having a joyous time except for one little girl.  Sitting alone and dejected by the one curtained-off stage.  It’s her sister’s birthday party, and everyone is having a good time but her.  

"Ye have the face of a lass who needs more than a slice of pizza to turn a smile."

It comes by surprise.  She stands up, and turns.  ”…F…Foxy?”  

"Aye. Steal aboard, a’fore anyone sees."  

The girl slips behind the curtains.  And there he is.  Servos whirr as his upper body angles down, so he can see her better.  ”What be the matter?”  

"…Everyone’s excited about my sister. Nobody really cares about me."

 ”What a daft thing to say.”  The flat edge of a hook lifts harmlessly up to the girl’s chin. “I care.”

(via cheshirewolfy)


tom-syndicate:

Buying this for my house :p #PartyTime

tom-syndicate:

Buying this for my house :p #PartyTime