natvarmac:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theassofremylebeau:

Best lesson from a Disney movie

This is an underrated movie

This is a grossly underrated movie.

(via eritchi)


nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

(via eritchi)


sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life

(via rick-sanchez)



the-yolocaust:

please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help

(via theuseforlapis)


Q
7 + 9
Anonymous
A

7 - My favorite book.
That’s really tricky… um I don’t know… oh God I really don’t know :$ maybe The Notebook another book too but I can’t remember the name.

9 - Best friend.
Again. ..you guys.. .I can’t I have to many to even try and choose. My boyfriends obviously most important but I dunno who I’d call my closest really. I like all my friends for different things xxx sorry guys x


(via amy-kyro)


mirrorshards:

okay, so here’s the thing I finished up on stream just now. I said I wanted to draw the tree boy story and I am, little by little!

I think this is the first actual formatted comic that I’ve done so I really hope it makes sense for other people and that you enjoy it. I’m not sure when or if the rest is going to come, hopefully it will, but I will have to see how things go for me!

(via artbymoga)


sovereignofcamelot:

if you’re entirely cool with rp partners not matching length on replies, clap your hands

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(via craftyourlifebro)


thefrogman:

My Easter bunny.


jussttom:

gmsurvival:

lifehackable:

More Date Hacks Here

Also a valid choice for camping on the cheap somewhere that rains a lot but a hammock isn’t a solid option. Just add a tarp over the top so you aren’t drowned.

need to try this^

jussttom:

gmsurvival:

lifehackable:

More Date Hacks Here

Also a valid choice for camping on the cheap somewhere that rains a lot but a hammock isn’t a solid option. Just add a tarp over the top so you aren’t drowned.

need to try this^


kians-redball:

IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

(via lilaira)


thefrogman:

THE STORY OF EASTER (As best I can remember)
On a dark and stormy Friday, way back in the year 1492, a young lad by the name of Jesus Marvin Christ was preparing for his execution. He was to be hung on a crucifix until the life drained from his body.
Don’t worry, things get happier… right after the whipping part. And the part where they mock him and give him a crown of thorns. And the part where he had to carry his cross up a big hill. And the part where they gave him putrid wine and Jesus was like, “nah, I don’t drink.” Then there was the part where they jabbed him with a spear. And of course there was the whole dying thing.
They called this day “Good Friday” …because of course they did.

READ THE REST ON MEDIUM.COM
YOU’LL LAUGH, I PROMISE!

thefrogman:

THE STORY OF EASTER (As best I can remember)

On a dark and stormy Friday, way back in the year 1492, a young lad by the name of Jesus Marvin Christ was preparing for his execution. He was to be hung on a crucifix until the life drained from his body.

Don’t worry, things get happier… right after the whipping part. And the part where they mock him and give him a crown of thorns. And the part where he had to carry his cross up a big hill. And the part where they gave him putrid wine and Jesus was like, “nah, I don’t drink.” Then there was the part where they jabbed him with a spear. And of course there was the whole dying thing.

They called this day “Good Friday” …because of course they did.

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READ THE REST ON MEDIUM.COM

YOU’LL LAUGH, I PROMISE!


humansofnewyork:

"Do you remember the saddest moment of your life?""Probably sitting at the kitchen table with my dad, an hour after my mother died, realizing we had to figure out what we were going to do for lunch."

humansofnewyork:

"Do you remember the saddest moment of your life?"
"Probably sitting at the kitchen table with my dad, an hour after my mother died, realizing we had to figure out what we were going to do for lunch."


finnyisintheimpala:

slutsoul:

halethesassmaster:

slytheringsnake:

I’VE JUST COME TO THE HORRIBLE REALIZATION THAT HANNIBAL POOPS PEOPLE

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"you’re shitting me"

"i will be soon"

it got better

(via annoyingcreativity)